Of 'Mountain Goats' and Productivity

Ask any Gautenger (or 'Vaalie) about Cape Town and they'll talk about those 'mountain goats who live a laid-back lifestyle'. They'll enviously talk about how, in Cape Town, work only starts at nine and last just a couple of hours before the 'workers' nip off for crudités dipped into an outlandish fynbos dressing for lunch, accompanied by herbed, non-alcoholic wine and finished off with rooibos cappuccino.